meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

(via alltheseplaceshavetheirmoments)

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

OHMYGOD THANK YOU I had a major fucking argument with this dickhead the other day about it. Idiot. He knew he was wrong so he whipped out the “you’re a woman you don’t know anything” card and
I RIPPED OUT HIS TESTICLES
MADE HIM EAT THEM
FORCED A DILDO WRAPPED IN BARDED WIRE UP HIS ASS
WROTE ‘RACIST, SEXIST PIG’ ON HIS HEAD
AND LEFT HIM FOR THE MAID TO FIND
and then I blocked him on FB because I was really close to looking up where I could find him so I could actually do all that to him.

(via jiyongs-g-thong)